
Saturday evening a friend took me to dinner at Osteria Satyricon, a small restaurant recommended by one of my flatmates. I was a bit nervous after checking out the website, which played some of the most irritating music I have ever heard. On loop. Loudly. To my surprise, Osteria Satyricon ended up being one of the best dining experiences I’ve had in Bologna.
Bologna is expensive and nowhere is this more apparent than in the restaurant scene, which I’d argue has one of the worst price-quality ratios in Italy. Because of the Fiera exposition center Bologna has a constant stream of businesspeople passing through with lots of money to spend. Hence restaurants with high prices, nice atmosphere, and mediocre food can stay in business an astonishingly long time.
I generally have better luck if I’m eating outside of the center – from Trattoria Boni to Da Vito, most of my favorite trattorias with quality food and decent prices require a bus ride away from the heart of Bologna. Osteria Satyricon is also outside of the center, just a 5-10 minute walk from my apartment. The atmosphere was intimate with soft peach walls and low, arched ceilings. Wine bottles lined the walls and candles lit every table. Even though Bologna is empty on most July weekends, the restaurant was packed and had a lively, pleasant atmosphere.
Immediately after sitting down, we were brought two glasses of prosecco and a small piece of sformato (a kind of vegetable strata) for a complimentary aperitivo. My friend had to take some business calls so I browsed the book on our table which was an Italian collection of Chuck Norris jokes (example: “Un giorno giocando a nascondino, Chuck Norris ha inventato la meditazione yoga trovando sè stesso.”).
But the menu was the exciting part – in addition to the inescapable classic Bolognese cooking were unexpected specialties, the kind of creative, Italian cooking it can be difficult to find. The place is run by two young Bolognesi and every detail is well thought-out, from the in-depth descriptions in the wine list to the quirky variety of books gracing the tables. And the food is impeccable.
We began splitting their version of a caprese: fresh mozzerella lightly breaded and served on a tangy bed of marinated red onions. For the main course I had passatelli (a classic Bolognese pasta made of egg, parmesan, and breadcrumbs) with crawfish, tomatoes, and thinly sliced lardo while he had fluffy gnocchi that tasted lightly of mint and were served with tender baby squid.
For dessert a rich chocolate cake with whipped mascarpone (tasty but less interesting than the rest of the meal) and the whimsical “Sweet English Breakfast:” whipped ricotta with crackly pastry strips and a slightly sweet marmalade, arranged to look like fried eggs. At the end we were offered a complimentary coffee and digestivo, all in all we paid 50 euros and that’s including a 16 euro bottle of wine. For food that fantastic it was a great price, for Bologna almost unbelievable.

Sunday it was already hot by 8 am so I headed into Emilia for a day in the Apennines. About 2 hours southwest of Bologna, Corno alle Scale is filled with easy trails and meadows surrounded by mountains. I passed multiple Italian families that had come out for the day and set up multi-course lunches with flasks of wine on folding tables.
I brought a couple of Pilsner Urquells, some sandwiches with prosciutto and provolone, and an Ian McEwan novel I had managed to track down in English. Stretched out on a blanket in the sun it was a pretty idyllic Sunday. During the winter there’s skiing at Corno alle Scale and I felt a pang of sadness that I won’t be here in December to see the mountains covered in snow.

Some other informative sites on Corno alle Scale are http://www.parks.it/parco.corno.scale/ and www.cornoallescale.net. The area also has several cute small towns, such as La Ca’ and Madonna dell’Acero that have hotels and restaurants to accomodate tourists.
Osteria Satyricon – Via delle Armi, 3 (near where Via Murri changes to Via Toscana) – Tel. +39. 051. 444320 – info@osteriasatyricon.com – Closed on Tuesdays.